COMMAND3R B4CON

you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING

WHAT DO I DO

ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES

FUCK

IT DROPPED MORE BABIES

MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS STILL GIVING BIRTH

YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES

FUCK MY LIFE

There is only one solution:

god bless you 

mememaster:

when you left Facebook because you found out about tumblr

reddit and tumblr > facebook

kpines:

YOU MESSED UP MY DOLLAR………………………………..

…………………RAMA

wat my life is somehow complete because of this post

neroon:


daftwithoneshoe:

This did not just happen

OMG LIKE IF YOUZ AGAINTS RACISIM

neroon:

daftwithoneshoe:

This did not just happen

OMG LIKE IF YOUZ AGAINTS RACISIM

why do i need wide open outdoors when i have this as my desktop background 

why do i need wide open outdoors when i have this as my desktop background 

WAT

WAT